My wedding is in two and a half months time but I don’t want to go through with it anymore. We have being together for three years and he proposed early this year. The day he proposed was so underwhelming and nothing like what I ever imagined my proposal to be. My fiancé took me to the beach and while we were in front of the water he took out the ring, went one knee,said a small speech and finally asked me to marry him. While he was on his knees, waves came and washed over us. It threw us to the floor and we used a good three minutes to look for the ring. Luckily we found it and he put it on my finger. I was disappointed but I tried to act happy and hugged him. People around clapped and he was grinning from ear to ear as some men around dabbed him up. We went to one of the bathrooms at the beach to change our swimwears and that was when I finally got a chance to look closely at the ring. It didn’t look like it cost a lot and I made a mental note to find out how much it cost which I did two days later. I was packing some of his clothes to give to our dry cleaner when I found the receipt of the ring in one of his shorts. It cost #228,000 I was so mad at him for this. I know some of you might think I’m shallow for this but hear me out. My ex had gotten me a promise ring when we were still together that cost 350,000 thousand Naria and the man I’m supposed to spend the rest of my life with was proposing with a ring……

I followed my friend and her boyfriend to the club. A few minutes after we arrived, they left me to dance. I was nursing my drink quietly when a yahoo looking guy with dreadlocks and an earring walked up tome. “Baby, do you wanna dance?” “With you? No, thank you, replied instantly. “Ouch, why not?” he slurred, clearly tipsy, which only irritated me more. “Please, just leave before my boyfriend gets here.” “And then what’ll happen?” he hiccuped. I “Your burial. Laughing, he staggered away. I started to think coming here was a mistake when I heard a soft giggle beside me. I turned to see a middle-aged man, probably in his late 40s, dressed fashionably. He was holding a glass of expensive champagne. I also noticed a big skull ring on his finger. “May I… or is your boyfriend planning my burial too? I laughed, and he laughed with me. If he were broke, I would have ignored him, but his perfume alone made everything he said interesting. “I love your, um, steeze under pressure,” he joked. “My steeze, huh? What do you know about steeze, old man?” I teased back. “Old man?” He clutched his heart in mock shock, and we both laughed. “My name is Femi,” he said, extending his hand. I shook it “I’m Sade.” He set his champagne down and led me to a quieter corner away from the music. “Are you sure you can afford me?” I asked playfully. “Try me,” he replied, running his hands down my thighs. My short, tight skirt allowed him to feel every inch of my skin “500k,” I said with a smile, expecting shock. To my surprise, he smiled and said, “So, one million for a threesome?” He watched One million naira. I had never seen that much……

i freaking love my boyfriend i need to rant about him because hes literally the sweetest most caring boy in the entire universe i love him so so so so so so so much im planning on going to college with him in new york i jist need to tell my faav oomfie woomfies hes so fucking kind bro and handsome and a gentleman ee i have never loved a boy more at all hes so compassionate and genuine to me HE IS THE ACTUAL EPITOME OF A BEAUTIFUL SOUL not even words can explain him and how grateful i am he is the most flawless human to ever live (just like my oomfies) he just has this entire aura to his personality and it makes so many people attracted ti him frkm how kind he is, bro he is literally an angel and whats even craizet is HE HAS THE BEST HUNOR EVER hes like a happiness attractor. his patience with me is whag makes me love him anymore not once has he given up on me during my bpd episodes he is witterally my favorite part of living in conclusion, i love my boyfriend, but nobody will know who sent this !!

Gents .. download this photo and keep it Whenever a vvoman says she brings sex to the table Show her this photo and ask her to recreate it If she can’t (go ahead and remind her how useless she is for not performing a proper arch ) And if she eventually pulls it off and perform this Ask her “how much for a night “ ?

If she loves you, she will fix herself and anything you do not like about her. If she does not love you, she will tell you to love her for who she is. Simps are men who play the rules set by women .

If she calls you – mean – stingy – toxic – proud It means you’ve not been disgracing your lineage when it comes to women .

The answer is it doesn’t These are things woman use to scare men away from enjoying their options Aside from std and baby .. nothing else is tying you and whomever you have sex with Women vagina have not spiritual power what so ever ! You can pierce the whole women in the world ( and d only thing that will happen is you get std or impregnate them ) Woman toto no get any power Woman Toto no get any jazz Woman Toto only get urine and probably std There is no ties what’s so ever ! I can fuck the spiritual god mother in your clan and village and nothing will happen . If you say it’s a lie ( and you are a spiritual god mother or you think your vagina got some compound V that gave you super power I challenge you to bring your Toto forth !

My husband is cheating but on the other hand he’s lost weight, started gym, nice  haircut, dresses better and is out the house more AND she taught him where the clitoris is. Thanks Hannah.

I met a very wealthy 6l-year-old man during the lockdown. He gave me 1k$ on our first date and I was ready to die there. In less than a month, I’ve gotten about million from him. The first time I went to his house, his gateman told me to remove my slippersand face the back before walking in.I don’t know how the house was built but I remember that we were just entering different doors and everywhere was dark. The last thing I remember was me screaming after seeing red clothes and calabashes.It was only God’s favor that saved me. I was taken from one mountain to the other for about months before I recovered from an unknown sickness.

I had a serious bf and I cheated on him……oops, anyway he got a new girlfriend he cheated on her with me…they had their 1yr now and I feel like bringing it up.