My ex used to get me to drop him off at his grandma’s house every single time after we hung out. He said he was her caretaker for evenings. Turns out I was dropping him off at his other girlfriend’s house the whole time.

My son got thrown out of his game this weekend. I asked him what happened & he told me one of the players on the opposing team called the girl on their team a “fucking whore” during the face-off so he punched him in the face. Acceptable.

I will never support sex toys made for women. Sex toys destroyed my marriage. Don’t get me wrong, I had some unresolved issues but once my ex wife started buying these sinister toys she felt I was more disposable. The sex toy industry is taking our women from us. Do something

my dog is licking his fat cock like I won’t do it for him

“Barely three weeks after my son’s wedding and honeymoon, I noticed a rather unusual pattern of him “stopping by” my place on his way home in the evenings. I thought he was just missing his original home. I asked him why but he gave no reasonable answer. He always asked for dinner when he came around, which was rather odd for a newly married man. On his fourth visit, he came with one of his friends who was well known to me. I confided in his friend, who simply told me that his new wife “cannot cook”. In fact, on the days he doesn’t stop by, he eats at that friend’s house or he eats out. This was fire on the mountain, the choice was between me encouraging him to eat outside at another household and risk ending his marriage or save the day. I opted for the latter. When he showed up again on Friday evening, I told him to tell his wife to see me on Saturday morning, we needed to go somewhere together, it was a woman’s thing. She came as I requested and I told her I was entertaining my Church Society members and needed to cook for them. She was to assist me with shopping for the cooking. I noticed the fright on her face. After returning home from the shopping, I told her she wasn’t cooking because the people involved had very peculiar tastes, she was however to pay attention to all that I did in the kitchen. We finished (or I finished) all the cooking in about four hours. I made four different soups that I knew my son loved, made different stews with chicken, fish and beef and steaming jolls of rice. After finishing, I told her to divide everything we cooked……

It’s hard to replace ur soulmate tho. I’ve cheated on my wife twice & accidentally killed her cat. She got pregnant by our marriage counselor, kept the baby, & sliced my throat open in a fight. All that & we’re still together. Y’all can say its “struggle love” but we took a vow 💍

I am basically clueless about the LGBTQ+ community and I’ve been confused about my sexuality for a while now. I sometimes fantasize about doing the deed with women but I’m in a relationship with a guy and I love him. I have no idea if that means I’m bisexual or if it’s because women are just over-sexualized in the media and in general.

My girlfriend of 8 years, who I’ve known for longer, almost a 3rd of my life, left me, will not speak to me, blocked my number, told me she doesn’t believe she loves me anymore, and who told me I disgusting because I take a center stance on abortion. Because I don’t wholly, 100% completely agree with and support it as she does. 8 fucking years. Oh, and my birthday is tomorrow – turning 29 lol. Fuck this timeline. Nothing means anything.

She finally said yes! I was heartbroken the first time she said no but I knew she thought I hadn’t forgiven her for sleeping with my brother. But that trauma was cleared when I stayed at the mental facility for a month. Glad we can grow together so true love can win. #LoveWins

I feel like every time I buy a sex toy they go missing! I think my husband is throwing them away and it’s weird. What are your thoughts?