I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.” “Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

I sell my nude selfies online. I so much love guys jerking off to my body – I am making money and still having a great feeling.

So I got a new boyfriend *yay* and we have been seeing eachother for about a month now Anyway, the other night we were having a twilight marathon (I LOVE twilight) and a dream of mine is to have a vampire boyfriend! I have been experimenting with eating my own blood ever since the twilight books first came out -| consider myself to be a vampire now- I usually just save the blood I lose naturally each month (I usually just store them in the freezer etc.) and just suck on them and eat them later I decided that I would try and “turn” my new boyfriend. So I have been cooking my blood into his food every- time he comes over- I have tried making blood pudding as well but that only works when I have a heavy flow- (you need A LOT of blood)- so I usually just add a little bit of blood into the marinade or pasta sauce etc, etc. He has absolutely no idea I have been doing this for 3-4 weeks, do you think he could be a vampire by now?

My real brother put his hand down my pants, and i liked it

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone’s attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed.

I was out on a date with this random guy, He was so boring, all the while I was busy making eye contact with the guy across our table. I excused myself to use the bathroom and just seconds later the guy from across the table entered the restroom with me. He was damn too hot, his lips were so appealing. Without introducing himself, he asked for a kiss and yeah that was how the kiss turned into a quickie. his date entered the ladies and caught us. I left the scene and passed the backdoor without seeing my own date again.

We were doing doggy when I heard a cracking sound from my left knee, I didn’t know I knelt on his newly bought iPhone 13. I pretended as if nothing happened since he didn’t hear the sound, so I could find ways to pin it on him. It was when we switched positions he saw it and screamed! Aahhh Omolara, oti ba phone mi Je (you have spoilt my phone). fervently denied it and stopped him from blaming me since we were in the bed together. The most embarrassing thing he said to me was that his iPhone can buy 30 of my pussy. Despite all his anger, the weyrey’s penis was still standing strong and bobbing like an agama lizard’s head. He wanted us to continue but reminded him of how cheap my pussy was.

I was dating a girl in 2020 but I was crushing hard on one of her friends whom I met through her. I told her friend (my crush) how I feel about her and she told me she felt the same way. Without wasting time, we started having sex One day, I went to her place and she wanted us to have sex at her balcony, she lives on the 2nd floor of a 4-story building. After a few minutes of foreplay on her bed, we moved to her balcony and started having sex around 1:45 am. We were doing standing doggy when an elderly man from the next compound shone his torch on our faces. He trailed the torch down to where our genitals connected and didn’t take the light away until I lost my erection and my penis slipped off her vagina. His light was still on us till we shamefully entered her room butt-naked.I was dating a girl in 2020 but I was crushing hard on one of her friends whom I met through her. I told her friend (my crush) how I feel about her and she told me she felt the same way. Without wasting time, we started having sex One day, I went to her place and she wanted us to have sex at her balcony, she lives on the 2nd floor of a 4-story building. After a few minutes of foreplay on her bed, we moved to her balcony and started having sex around 1:45 am. We were doing standing doggy when an elderly man from the next compound shone his torch on our faces. He trailed the torch down to where our genitals connected and didn’t take the light away until I lost my erection and my penis slipped off her vagina.……

I remember being INVITED over for dinner, I ended up cooking the entire meal but i didn’t mind since his family was being nice and friendly, joking around even. I was later told by his mom to relax while she just looked over the stove until it was done cooking. Later, the bf at the time and his sister were called out of the room and he asked me to wait. I waited for over 30 min, and when he finally came back it was with a bowl chips with hot sauce (which I do like lol). I told him it would ruin our appetite and he said “oh, we just finished eating but you can go ahead”. I was stunned and all he could say was “what?”. I walked out the room and the father praised my cooking as I gathered my things and said that I should come over more often to cook for them. The sister had the audacity to ask me for help in clearing the table. I thanked them for their “hospitality” and suggested they hire a chef/ maid next time. That was the last time I cooked and will ever cook for someone else’s family.

Please hide my identity. I’m a 35 year old woman and really need help. So I will get straight to the point. I got out of a 5 year abusive relationship and quickly got involved with a 40 year old man. I feel like I liked him very quickly because he satisfied me sexually like no other man has. Here is the problem, he introduced me to anal sex. Now he does weird things like sniffing my dirty underwears, he doesn’t want me to bath and only wants anal sex numerous times a day. Anal was cool at first but multiple times a day is too much. I questioned him one day like “why do u always want anal sex, are you gay?” and he got really mad to the point he wanted to hit me but he didn’t. One day I was sleeping and I woke up while he was sniffing my ass. Everytime when we have sex it’s only doggy style and he has to see my butthole. I really like him but its scary. Should I stay or should I go?? He says he likes my natural smell, he says it smells so good that is why he behaves the way he does …. help me